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Daath - The One

This has been stuck in my head for like a month.

I don’t know what’s going on anymore, whether its how things are or just how my mind percieves things. Starting to lose grip. Can’t take things but can’t talk about ‘em either. Nothing makes sense.

thedevilisneveramaker:

oh my god

Somehow twizzler + Sierra Mist = pickles. I don’t even

thefrogman:

Lazy dog is lazy.

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fiveserpentsteeth:

spaceballs-the-url:

icantfeelmyarms:

edfreemaybe:

Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

The points mattered to someone

holy shit.

Holy. shit.

A year or so ago I thought, I wonder how many points they really got. I should go and count them all

Now I see that I don’t have to 

Kill them Johnny, offer their blood as a sacrifice. Do it Johnny, do it for your buddy Plank…

Apparently Dragons Dogma likes to do the whole, “Oh you killed the final boss, good job! Oh btw, that wasn’t actually the final boss and now the whole world is fucked and every enemy in the world has now been replaced with a similar monster but 5 times stronger. Oh no but yeah great job on that dragon, proud of you!”

…Mother fuckers.

Killed the main dragon in Dragons Dogma at level 40, took me almost an hour, fuck yeah. Why does no one else on here play this addicting crack?!?!